EDUCATORS FIGHT TO PROTECT SELF-ESTEEM OF GOOFY LOSER KIDS

“In this game, there is a ‘victim’ or ‘It,’ which creates a self-esteem issue. The oldest or biggest child usually dominates.” – A California school principal explaining why the game… Read more

MEDIA CONVICTS MEDIA OF UNFAIRLY CONVICTING MEDIA IN MEDIA

Media Site Inside.com to Launch InsideInside.com to Cover Itself Covering Itself New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – In what the media termed a “healthy display of detached introspection,” the media today… Read more

Michael Jackson Still Thinks He's Black

New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Appearing with the Rev. Al Sharpton over the weekend, pop star Michael Jackson slammed the music industry for its treatment of black artists, saying generations… Read more

Californians Start Email Campaign for Energy Conservation

Sacramento, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Californians, faced with an energy crisis fueled by high-tech power consumption, have launched an email campaign urging fellow computer users to stay off their computers. Days… Read more

OBESE PASSENGERS DEMAND RIGHT TO EAT PERSON IN NEXT SEAT

“Southwest Airlines is under fire for its policy of charging overweight passengers for two tickets if they spill over into their neighbor’s seat.” – AP, June 20, 2002 Policy Would… Read more

NATION'S FIRST 'LOW-STRESS' CASINO ARRIVES

Rowdy Yahtzee Players Told to Keep it Down LAKE BENTON, MINN. (SatireWire.com) – A chorus of satisfied sighs wafted across the endless fields and farms of this southwest Minnesota town… Read more

Savvy Balloonist Starts Round-World Trip Halfway Round World

Northam, Australia (SatireWire.com) – American tycoon Steve Fossett, making his sixth attempt to circle the globe alone in a balloon, predicted this trip will be successful because it’s starting in… Read more

Teen Killed in Dispute Over $70 Pair of Domains

Secaucus, N.J. (SatireWire.com) – In yet another sign that senseless geek-on-geek crime is out of control, a 13-year-old honor student and computer genius was arrested yesterday for allegedly killing a… Read more

MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

You Just Have to Know How to Listen New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) – According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects… Read more

PARENTS SAY WEB SITES TEACH FUCKING PROFANITY

Demand Laws Prohibiting Obscene Shit Their Kids Are Picking Up Online Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – A coalition of parenting groups today urged Congress to introduce a more stringent Communications Decency… Read more
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