RECORDS SUGGEST 2020 ELECTION CONSPIRACY INVOLVED 80M PEOPLE

ATLANTA, GA (Satirewire.com) — President Donald Trump’s legal team today said it now believes the conspiracy to steal the election…

BOEING DECLARES ITS AIRCRAFT WILL NOT BE MADE OF MEAT

ALTERNATIVE PUERTO RICO THRIVING AFTER HURRICANE MARIA

Fuck No Tallahassee

MORNING SHOW ‘FUCK NO, TALLAHASSEE’ TOPS TV RATINGS

TRUMP TO KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER, STACKED INTO BORDER WALL

SCOTS VOTE TO STAY IN UK; “YES” VOTERS TO BE HANGED AS REBELS

LONDON (SatireWire.com) -- Declaring the rebels “will pay with their lives,” Queen Elizabeth II today revealed Thursday’s vote for Scottish…

RUSSIA TO ANNEX ST. PETERSBURG, FLA.

U.N. REPORT CONCLUDES SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING

FORD ADMITS HE ALSO MIGHT HAVE MURDERED GUY IN DRUNKEN STUPOR

ISRAEL CLAIMS IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE BOMBING IN NEIGHBORHOOD

NEWLY DISCOVERED PLANETS SEEM TO BE UNHAPPY WE FOUND THEM

LIEGE, BELGIUM (SatireWire.com) -- In an astounding development, scientists say the seven newly discovered exoplanets in a nearby constellation seem…

OLD GROWTH iPHONE FORESTS IN DANGER

MELTING ARCTIC ICE EXPOSES ANCIENT, OMINOUS MESSAGE

CREATIONIST TELESCOPE FINDS NEARLY 6,000-YEAR-OLD GALAXY

HACKED FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS MAY EXPLAIN BILLIONS OF INANE POSTS

FIFA ORDERS SUAREZ TO BE PUT DOWN

NATAL, BRAZIL (SatireWire.com) -- After a third biting incident in four years, Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez will be put down,…

STERLING WILLING TO SELL CLIPPERS IF HE CAN STILL OWN BLACK PLAYERS

POLL: 90% OF NFL WOULD LET GAY PLAYER FUCK THEM IF IT MEANS WINS

XANAX NAMED OFFICIAL ANTI-ANXIETAL OF SOCHI OLYMPICS

NFL PLAYERS MAY FACE HATE CRIMES FOR TARGETING UNIFORM COLOR

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