ON “SARCASTIC SIDELINES” WEEKEND, YOUTH PLAYERS ARE "JUST AWESOME"

OVERLAND PARK, KAN. (SatireWire.com) -- “Sarcastic Sidelines” is back – the annual youth soccer weekend where the incessant gripes, jeers, and screams of parents make way for ironic applause, back-handed… Read more

MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

You Just Have to Know How to Listen New Haven, Conn. (SatireWire.com) – According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects… Read more

PARENTS SAY WEB SITES TEACH FUCKING PROFANITY

Demand Laws Prohibiting Obscene Shit Their Kids Are Picking Up Online Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – A coalition of parenting groups today urged Congress to introduce a more stringent Communications Decency… Read more

MTV Show Kills Unsuspecting Man, Films His Hilarious Reaction

New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – MTV reality show “Harassment,” which recently placed a mutilated corpse in an unwitting couple’s hotel room and filmed their response, unveiled a laugh-out-loud new episode… Read more

'I Love You' Email Recipient Still Waits For Flowers, Phone Call

Dallas, Texas (SatireWire.com) – It’s been three months since Angelina Dupree received an email declaring “I Love You,” but the 33-year-old divorcee said today she’s given up hope of ever… Read more

PIPE BOMBER ARRESTED, NATION'S MAILBOXES SAFE FOR BASHING AGAIN

High School Football Players Across Midwest Ready to Return to Action Reno, Nev. (SatireWire.com) – The nation’s high school football players were still rejoicing today as the arrest of a… Read more

THE CULTURAL WEB: CLICK HERE FOR BUSTY… BRAHMS

SatireWire Takes a Tour of Our Culturally-Enriching Internet ON THE INTERNET (SatireWire.com) – Web pages containing the phrase “I love money” outnumber those containing the phrase “I love Monet” by… Read more

Halle Berry's Husband Can't Stop Fantasizing About Halle Berry

Hollywood, Calif. (SatireWire.com) – R&B singer Eric Benet, the husband of sultry, Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry, admitted today that like most men, he sometimes fantasizes about sleeping with sultry, Oscar-winning… Read more

FISHER GLITCH REVEALED

Bellevue, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – Due to a software glitch at popular Web site the Internet Movie Database, (IMDB.com) Carrie Fisher, star of the Disney horror movie ‘Carrie,’ about a family… Read more

WAS JESUS GOD'S NEPHEW? NEW SCANDAL ROCKS CHURCHES

“An Irish priest who has repeatedly stated he does not believe Jesus Christ was the son of God has resigned.” – CNN, May 8, 2002 Elders and Parishioners Knew About,… Read more
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