New York, N.Y. (Satirewire.com) – Boasting “The Gray Lady is a lady no more,” Howard Stern’s Private Parts Media Corp. announced today it will buy The New York Times and rename it the New York Hot Bitch. The $980 million purchase of the venerable Times gives Private Parts three of the top 10 newspapers by circulation in the United States, including the L.A. Busty Slut (formerly the Los Angeles Times) and The Chicago Can Robin Touch Your Boobies? (formerly the Chicago Sun-Times). Stern, the celebrity shock jock-turned-media mogul, said he plans to sell off Private Parts’ other local daily, I Own This Fuckin’ City, (formerly the New York Daily News).
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