e.e. commerce: Poet Laureate of the Internet

His Words Enlighten and Encourage the E-Way of Life NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – At eToys, it is said, chief executive Toby Lenk keeps a copy of the searching, evocative… Read more

AISBC MEMBERSHIP TEST

Note: This is a practice test only. If you are recommended (tapped) by two members in good standing of the exclusive All Internet Surf and Browser Club, and if you… Read more

YAHOO! SAYS PORN SALES WON'T CHANGE COMPANY, NEW YAHOOTERS! GIRLS "JUST AN EXPERIMENT"

“We’re hard and fast on being the largest enabler of commerce on the Web. We have chosen to offer adult-oriented content as part of that.” — Yahoo! President Jeff Mallett,… Read more

INTERNET DIVE FORCES FIRMS TO USE 'MONEY'

Companies Confused Over Having to Take Something Other Than Stock Santa Clara, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – The Internet stock drop has done more than just lop off paper profits. Start-ups, which… Read more

Nebula Alleges Hubble Pics Faked

Vicinity of M17 (SatireWire.com) – The Omega nebula, also known as the Horseshoe nebula or M17, filed suit today against the U.S. government and NASA claiming recently released pictures allegedly… Read more

14 Remaining Netscape Users Rejoice Over Release of Netscape 6

Mountain View, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – The world’s 14 remaining users of the Netscape browser exulted this week over the release of Netscape 6, the first new version of the browser… Read more

Amazon Says Its Stock Price "Mislabeled"

Seattle, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – Less than a week after Amazon.com fixed a pricing error that enabled customers to buy toys at deep discounts, the company announced today that due to… Read more

AD NETWORK RELENTS

New York, N.Y. (Satirewire.com) – Online advertising network DoubleClick, under fire from the New York state attorney general for its now-scrapped plan to personally identify Web surfers and their habits… Read more

INTERVIEW WITH THE SEARCH ENGINE

EMERYVILLE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) — As random as they are relevant, enigmatic as they are enlightening, search engines have earned a slightly sullied reputation as a necessary evil. But it is… Read more

BIN LADEN FEARED TO HAVE SEGWAY SCOOTER

Has Threatened to Produce Transportation Device of Mass Distribution Kandahar, Afghanistan (SatireWire.com) – U.S. forces searching an abandoned Al Qaeda hideout today said they found diagrams of skateboards, gyroscopic technology,… Read more
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