CAR PHONE SAFETY: SCREAM "AAHH!" BEFORE IMPACT

Cell Phone Industry Group Launches Public Service Campaign NEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Under pressure to do something about car accidents involving cell phones, the industry-backed Cell Phone Safety Council… Read more

COMPANIES RETOOLING FOR GINGER-BASED ECONOMY

Intel Wants to Form Gintel Alliance; Greenspan Warns of “Ginger Bubble” MANCHESTER, N.H. (SatireWire.com) – Although only a handful of people know the secret identity of “Ginger” – a product… Read more

BOLD "NEW ECONOMY" DESERVES BOLD "NEW RECESSION"

Network Efficiencies Could Lead to Prolonged “Dream Recession,” Say Experts CAMBRIDGE, MASS. (SatireWire.com) – Economic theorists and high tech executives today predicted a downturn in the unprecedented New Economy will… Read more

THE JOB FAIRY: ONE FAIRY YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET

At Balmerton Industries, They’re Doing Some Weird Shit Albany, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Mitch Gruleman sighs as only a burly, bearded man dressed in a white taffeta fairy costume and wielding… Read more

FED DROPS INTEREST RATES, ACID AT POLICY RAVE

Federal Reserve Not So Reserved Anymore Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Proving the Federal Reserve is anything but reserved, U.S. central bank governors this week announced they had dropped interest rates,… Read more

MICROSOFT WILL ADMIT TO AFFAIR WITH LEWINSKY

Company, Like President, Indiscreet; Should Get Same Killer Deal, Says Ballmer Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – Only hours after President Clinton struck a deal to avoid prosecution by admitting he lied… Read more

MAD COWS USE CELL PHONES

Researchers Claim Discovery Solves Mystery Disease Kent, England (SatireWire.com) – In another blow to the cellular industry, British scientists studying Mad Cow disease claim to have discovered the source of… Read more

MEDIA CONVICTS MEDIA OF UNFAIRLY CONVICTING MEDIA IN MEDIA

Media Site Inside.com to Launch InsideInside.com to Cover Itself Covering Itself New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – In what the media termed a “healthy display of detached introspection,” the media today… Read more

REVOLUTION COMES AT INCONVENIENT TIME

Lack of Bourgeoisie Cooperation, Strong TV Lineup, Turn Back Universal Uprising Everywhere (SatireWire.com) – The long-awaited Revolution, when the oppressed and disenfranchised break the chains of economic servitude and social… Read more

DELL FONDLY "RECALLS" LAPTOP BATTERIES

Replacing Faulty Inspiron Battery More Hazardous Than Thinking About It Round Rock, Texas (SatireWire.com) – Dell Computer, which on Thursday said it would recall nearly 300,000 faulty notebook computer batteries,… Read more
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