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Kansas City, Mo. (Satirewire.com) – Bullish remarks by Sprint Communications caused the entire telecom sector to rise in sympathy yesterday, while energy stocks vacillated between empathy and apathy for transportation stocks, which sagged with regret after financial stocks — already slumping with remorse for depressed healthcare stocks — collapsed in despair with consumer cyclicals, which were having a really shitty day.
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