Senate Bill Declares Bush No Longer Goofy

Briefs in a Brief

Washington, D.C. ( – Continuing to display its new spirit of patriotism and bipartisanship, the United States Senate today overwhelmingly passed a resolution declaring that President George W. Bush is no longer a goof.

The resolution, which passed 92-5, officially proclaimed that President Bush is not the same person he was before the terrorist attacks, and that any future mispronunciations, fabricated verbiage, or ill-advised extemporaneous remarks uttered by the President should be interpreted as intentional, and possibly a sign of cleverly disguised genius.

In a press conference later in the day, the President thanked Senate leaders for not misunderestimating him.

The bill also stipulated that any American who continues to hint that President Bush may still be the same man is subject to both a fine and the immediate confiscation of his compu….

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