San Diego, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Stunned that a court ruled its unauthorized distribution of music through an online database broke copyright laws, MP3.Com announced this morning it still believes in its business model, but will abandon music and instead sell people’s personal items without their consent. Said MP3 Chief Executive Michael Robertson: “Let’s see ’em try to find something wrong with that.”
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