Systems Administrators Now On Front Lines of Bias Crime Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – With yet another email virus spreading across the globe, 41 U.S. states and six European countries today…
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OCTOBER ¤ Vice President Al Gore puts the Internet up for sale on auction site eBay, explaining that while he will miss his creation, he needs money to duel Republican…
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Rival Tribe Leaders Claim They Can Stop Giant Bubble from Devestation MOGADISHU, SOMALIA (SatireWire.com) – Red Cross officials in Somalia, which in September became the last African nation to go…
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“A new computer system will offer one-stop shopping for online information about the federal government, President Clinton said Saturday. Logging on to one Web site, firstgov.gov, will yield links to…
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Reno, Nev. (SatireWire.com) – President Bush blasted a plan unveiled Thursday that calls for depositing nuclear waste on the Moon, arguing the radioactive material could turn the lunar surface into…
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Santa Clara, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Chipmaker Intel this morning said a press release issued by the company yesterday stating, “We are fancy Dans with satin hands Una Paloma Blanca over…
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Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) – Proposing a compromise he hopes will ensure his nation’s security, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak announced Israel will allow the Palestinians to form an independent nation, but…
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San Diego, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Stunned that a court ruled its unauthorized distribution of music through an online database broke copyright laws, MP3.Com announced this morning it still believes in…
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New York (SatireWire.com) – A study issued Tuesday claiming that pessimists have more long-term health problems than positive people just proves pessimists were right, say pessimists.
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Kinda Hard to Focus Nowadays; Things Just Aren’t the Same… New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – The thrill is gone, and nowhere is it more evident than the Internet’s once-boisterous stock…
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