New Web Site Launched for Those Without Internet Access

New York, N.Y. ( – Reacting to an alarming new report that warns of a widening “digital divide” between those who have Internet access and those who don’t, the United… Read more


Dubai, United Arab Emirates ( – In the face of worldwide anger over steep oil prices, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries today voted to increase production to 50 billion… Read more

IMF Rate Hike Suggestion Proves Hike Not Needed

Washington, D.C. ( – In what analysts are calling “a definitive sign” that Fed rate hikes have indeed quelled the U.S. economy and are no longer necessary, the International Monetary… Read more Ordered to Display Warning Label

Washington, D.C. ( – The Securities and Exchange Commission today declared troubled health site a public finance hazard and ordered that it display a warning label alerting the public… Read more

CDNow Wins Patent for Loss-Based Revenue Model

Fort Washington, Pa. ( – Online music seller CDNow, desperately in need of cash, may have staved off its demise by virtue of its recently awarded patent for “an Internet… Read more

Airlines Drop Arrival, Departure Times

Newark, N.J. ( – Responding to a dramatic rise in complaints over flight delays, several major airlines announced today they will no longer attach “stress-inducing” numbers to arrival and departure… Read more

Big Tobacco Can't Afford Verdict; Smokers Must Buy More Cigarettes

Miami, Fla. ( – Tobacco companies insisted today the record $145 billion verdict against them will bankrupt the industry, but victorious plaintiffs refused to let the enemy off the hook… Read more


Cupertino, Cal. ( – Symantec issued an apology to Microsoft yesterday after the security software maker’s AntiVirus Research Center issued an alert for a “widespread and lethal virus known to… Read more

Greenspan "I'm More Popular Than Jesus"

Washington, D.C. ( — Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan, who told a London Evening Standard reporter last week he was “more popular than Jesus Christ,” apologized today to the… Read more

Domino's-Sponsored Rocket Late, Probably Cold

Astana, Kazakhstan ( – After yesterday’s explosion of the Russian rocket sponsored by Pizza Hut, (see story), the Russian Space Agency this morning launched its backup rocket, sponsored by Dominoes,… Read more
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