Has Threatened to Produce Transportation Device of Mass Distribution Kandahar, Afghanistan (SatireWire.com) – U.S. forces searching an abandoned Al Qaeda hideout today said they found diagrams of skateboards, gyroscopic technology,…
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“Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott, the Republican leader, said he thought that `we need to fish or cut bait (on a stimulus package) this coming week’ because there are indications the…
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Now Massive Ineptitude, Corruption Make More Sense, Analysts Say Houston, Texas (SatireWire.com) – Energy company Enron, which collapsed due to gross mismanagement and insurmountable debt, today confessed to what many…
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( If You’d Prefer a More Subtle Version of This Story, Click Here) Honestly, We’re Not Making This SHT Up Manchester, N.H (SatireWire.com) – After a year-long buildup during which…
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( If You’d Prefer a Less Subtle Version of This Story, Click Here) Honestly, We’re Not Making This SHT Up Manchester, N.H (SatireWire.com) – After a year-long buildup during which…
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( If You’d Prefer a Less Subtle Version of This Story, Click Here) AMAZING NEW “SEGWAY HUMAN TRANSPORTER” APPARENTLY NOT TESTED FOR ACRONYM Honestly, We’re Not Making This SHT Up…
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CLICK HERE TO READ RELATED NEWS STORY ______________________________________________________ ENERGY NATIONAL RESOURCE ORGANIZATION of NIGERIA URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL From: Mr. Chairman Kenneth Lay Office of E.N.R.O.N. Director Dear…
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“The Nigerian (or 419) Letter is one of the oldest and most widespread scams that has ever been perpetrated on the planet.” – U.S. Better Business Bureau “Enron … (was)…
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Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch Industry Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) – In a surprise settlement today with nine U.S. states, Microsoft agreed to be split into two independent…
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“Those Guys Were a Disgrace. Thank God We’re Not Them,” Say Probitium Execs Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a strong sign that accounting firm Arthur Andersen finally understands the extent…
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