THANK YOU FOR SPONSORING A NEEDY A DOT-COM!

Address 1:

Address 2:

Amount US$

I prefer to sponsor:

A public company A private company Something in between, like Verizon

Preferred location:

Silicon Valley Silicon Alley Silicon Prairie Silicon Desert Silicon Fjord Silicon Terminal Moraine SiliChamps Elysees Silicon Bridge/Tunnel Bayonne

Preferred Business Model:

B2C2Chapter 11

B2B2Chapter 11

The company I sponsor should be:

Struggling Faltering Battered F*cked Road Kill The next Toysmart

I DO NOT want my dot-com to be involved in:

Gambling Violence Pornography Calligraphy Metallurgy Hyperbole Banner Advertising

Number of lawsuits my company should have pending:

<10 15 to 20 21 to 99 100+

If 100+, my company should be:

MP3.com

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