Internet Club Election Notice

ATTENTION ALL INTERNET USERS OF THE WORLD:

Everyone who DOESN’T want to make the Internet an exclusive club called the All Internet Surf and Browser Club – a club that would keep the Internet cool by basically keeping anyone not now online from ever getting on – please email me by midnight tonight. Also, if you don’t want Marc Hall to be the Chairman of the AISBC, note that in your email. Thanks
– Marc Hall

And also, if you don’t want Rob Bates to be the chairman of the Membership Committee, also note that in your email. Thanks
– Rob Bates

Oh, and also also, if you don’t think Rob is like the absolute coolest human ever, note that in your email.
– Rob

That’s just stupid, Rob. Why do you have to do shit like that?
– Marc

And if you don’t think Limp Bizkit is band of the millenium, note that too.
– Rob

Let’s stick to the club thing, all right?
– Marc

You’re just jealous cause I get to be coolest human.
– Rob

Right. Like I’m jealous of you. Who’s gonna be chairman of the club, me or you?
– Marc

How’d we decide on that, anyway? How come I’m not chairman?
– Rob

Cause you’re an idiot, and it’s my web site. Speaking of which, maybe I’ll change the password to my server so you can’t get in.
– Marc

Big whoop. I’ll hack it.
– Rob

You couldn’t hack a garage door opener. I’m changing the password.
– Marc

You do and I’ll vote no on your stupid club.
– Rob

You vote no and you’ll be on the outside looking in, pal. I’ll blackball you if you so much as put your name on the waiting list.
– Marc

You do and I’ll… hey wait, what time is it?
– Rob

It’s 12:01 a.m., why?
– Marc

You get any emails?
– Rob

No… holy shit, no emails! It’s unanimous! The All Internet Surf and Browser Club is a reality!
– Marc

So, how’s it feel to be chairman of the most coveted club on the friggin’ planet?
– Rob

Pretty good. How’s it feel to be head of the Membership Committee of the most coveted club on the friggin’ planet?
– Marc

Pretty good, but…
– Rob

But what?
– Marc

But not as good as it feels to be elected the ABSOLUTE COOLEST HUMAN ON THE FRIGGIN’ PLANET!
– Rob

That’s it, I’m changing the password.
– Marc

Limp Bizkit rules!
– Rob