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ENERGY NATIONAL RESOURCE ORGANIZATION of NIGERIA
| URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL |
From: Mr. Chairman Kenneth Lay
Office of E.N.R.O.N. Director
Dear Sir/Madam,
This letter may be as a surprise since it is coming from someone you may have not met before. My name is Kenneth Lay, and I was the chairman of the world’s largest energy trading company on paper. However, I have now resigned that position so as to become a civil advisor to the Nigerian National Petroleum Ministry (N.N.P.M.) and make you aware of a situation here in Nigeria with which your assistance could be vital.
I and my close and trusted colleagues need your assistance in the transfer of funds for the purposes of purchase of stock in a new company of the N.N.P.M., in return for which you will be receiving incredible returns of hundreds of percent for your stock in this remarkable company which is the Energy National Resource Organization of Nigeria (E.N.R.O.N.)
For full honest disclosure purposes, we in the E.N.R.O.N. have begun recently a remarkably successful business which is so amazing as to be hard to define, but that in a shell’s nut is in the trading of energy commodities contracts (oil, gas, broadband, weather, etc. etc.) and have been so much a success that we are having no reportable losses and no 1,000 offshore shell companies for the purposes of hiding anything and so are awash in too many profits.
Unfortunately, the present civilian government of Nigeria does not allow us as civil servants to be the only ones taking advantage of this business opportunity, and so has demanded that we are immediately sharing this great wealth in stock form with trusted individuals of discretion who are not ever wanting to talk with class-action attorneys.
I was therefore delegated as a matter of urgency by my colleagues to look for an overseas investor/partner who would remit small sums of money into E.N.R.O.N. stock and thereby become very wealthy. All that is needed is your banks accounts number and exact name of signatory to account and your deposit in small sums to purchase of said stock that will give return on investment as will seem too good but this will not be noticed for longest time.
Also we are looking for employees for this company who are very flexible so as not to be worrying about where their next paychecks is coming from. Also we are interested to retain a respected audits firm to prove accountability of our company if one such can be found. Must adhere to Generally Accepted Accounting Principles and have own shredder.
Please be arrested assured that this transaction is very much in the same proven methods as I employed at my former company. For your proof and peace of mind that this is above boards, our audits firm then, the very famous respected Arthur Andersen, did not disapprove of this method of accounting at the time of its doing and so this is proof.
Thank you for your anticipated co-operation while we look forward to a mutually benefiting business relationship with you.
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Best regards,
Mr. Chairman Kenneth Lay,
Advisor to Director Dr. Tunde Momoh
Nigerian National Petroleum Ministry
Energy National Resources Organization of Nigeria
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