SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL POETRY SLAM...ER...SPAM
Yes, you could win prizes. Not great big prizes, and odds are you won't win anyway, but theoretically it could happen. Certainly, someone will win. And all they have to do is write a poem using phrases from Spam, or write a poem about Spam, and email them in by midnight EST on Dec. 31, 2001.
Entries should be emailed to: email@example.com. Please see contest rules below for instructions, and don't forget the FAQ at bottom.
Winning entries, and those of selected runners-up, will be posted on SatireWire. All authors will be credited.
¤ 1st Place, "Strictly Spam": two SatireWire T-shirts, one each SatireWire hat, coffee mug, and mousepad.
¤ All entries should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org and should be PASTED INTO EMAILS! DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS. Any entry sent as an attachment will be discarded unread.
Q: Does a poem have to rhyme?
Q: How long should my entry be?
Q: Any tips, pointers, marital aids?
Q: Do I get to choose what T-shirts, mugs I win?
Q: If I win, do I have to say I'm going to Disneyland?
Q: When the English say "Darby and Joan," what are they talking about?
Q: How frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?
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