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SATIREWIRE'S 2ND ANNUAL POETRY SPAM

2001 STRICTLY SPAM RUNNER-UP:
(Poem made entirely from phrases in actual unsolicited email)

"GOT DEBT???" by Victoria Neff, Ann Arbor, Mich.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

IN TROUBLE WITH THE TAXMAN????

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

GOT DEBT???

Nope.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Christina, How Could You Do This to Me?"
by Robert Weiner, San Francisco, Calif.

Christina, how could you do this to me?

What if I held out my hand?

This is not a dress rehearsal

You only get two shots at living
Why wait?

What if I could offer you a second chance?
Be sure to include
your Confirmation Number.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"James Writes"
by Spencer Fleury, Palmetto, Fla.

James in San Francisco writes:
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!
I love being told what to do.
But I don't want to do this.

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