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Firestone Peels Back Prices
In Tire Sale Blowout!

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Bridgestone- Firestone Inc. today announced the launch of a nationwide "tire sale blowout" on its P235/75R15 size radial ATX and ATX II tires, as well as its Wilderness AT line. According to the company, prices on nearly 6.5 million "previously owned" tires will be deflated during the hot summer sale, which will rollover into the fall if any tires remain unsold. However, company officials insisted the sale won't last forever, and noted that Air France has already ordered up to 2,000 of the tires for use on the Concorde.

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